butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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