Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(509): View more from Washington

She's JV to your varsity

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(540): View more from Virginia

I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.

(540): View more from Virginia

I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.

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(847): View more from Illinois

as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window

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(802): View more from Vermont

My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college

(516): View more from New York

is she hot?

(802): View more from Vermont

She is now

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(850): View more from Florida

So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.

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(630): View more from Illinois

I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night

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(503): View more from Oregon

Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.

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(618): View more from Illinois

So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.

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(415): View more from California

Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game

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