i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
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They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
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I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
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