Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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