My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
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using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
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Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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