Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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