just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
We don't watch enough power rangers
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
