Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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