So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
It's official drugs can't kill me
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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