Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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