the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
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Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
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Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
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