Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
All the doctor said was why
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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