He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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