Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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