You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
what is it with giant penises always finding me
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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