i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
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I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
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im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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