too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
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So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
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It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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