when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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