I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
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