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(318): View more from Louisiana

That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

there was a trapeze. enough said

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(661): View more from California

When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.

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(734): View more from Michigan

Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.

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(575): View more from New Mexico

Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.

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(208): View more from Idaho

Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.

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(705): View more from Ontario

All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.

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