gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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