Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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