Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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