Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
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