Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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