Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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