I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
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