is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
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Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
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we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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