It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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