i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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