Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
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Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
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I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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