I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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