Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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