My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Just high enough for therapy.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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