We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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