brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
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He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
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Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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