How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
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You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
This baby is an asshole
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
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WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
You ate ashes out of my bong
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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