You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
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