You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I think i got beer on your cat.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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