she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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