y did u give ur computer a hand job?
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
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I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
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Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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