he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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