I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
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Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
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I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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