Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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