he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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