Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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