were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
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I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
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I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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