Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
My dad just said "fuck circus"
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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