we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
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I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
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More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I'm determined to sit on that face.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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