before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Randomize
