dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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