I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
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They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
This is the high leading the old right now
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
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I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome