He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
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the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
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You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.