the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
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My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
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Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
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