Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(513): View more from Ohio

you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her

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(416): View more from Toronto

Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?

(416): View more from Toronto

Better looking than her though please.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.

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(937): View more from Ohio

I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.

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(775): View more from Nevada

Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game

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(705): View more from Ontario

I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.

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(773): View more from Illinois

im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates

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