If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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