So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
my phone needs a breathalizer
You smell like stripper and shame
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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