I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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