hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
he just fucked me for my cheese..
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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