What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
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you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
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More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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